This makes you wonder what will be left for our kids - NOT A LOT!!!!!
OH BRITAIN , where did we go wrong ?
We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless
etc. Are you aware of the following?
The British Government provides the following financial assistance: -
BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly allowance £106
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly allowance £250
BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly Spouse allowance £25
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly Spouse allowance £225
BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Additional weekly hardship allowance £0.00
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Additional weekly hardship
allowance £100
BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT £6,000
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT £29,900
Please read all and then forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby
for a decent state pension.
After all, the average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the
growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years.
Sad isn't it?
Most people won't have the guts to forward this.
I Just Did
*
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better
that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and
worry about my liver. *
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